Well,you would think that after a month of not posting, I would have something to say...but I don't. I haven't taken any pictures since September. I don't like blogs without pictures, so here you go:
So even though I don't have a lot to say, I figured I could at least let you know a little about me. I thought I could start by giving you a list of things that I don't like, so here it is:- Cats
- People who say that I would love their cat, even though I just said that I hate cats
- Roaches- this fact has been discovered at work, so now people think it is funny to put live or dead roaches on my desk in anticipation of watching me scream like a little girl. Not Funny. Not cool.
- Hand soap that makes me smell like a chick. I like to choose when I want to smell pretty. By only putting chick soap out, you're kinda backing me into a corner. If I don't come out of the bathroom smelling like Japanese Cherry Blossom you are going to know I didn't wash my hands.
- Mornings
- Tight underwear
- Loose underwear
- Pretty much underwear in general
- Man Capris
- Bad grammar
- People correcting my grammar
- People who correct my grammar with incorrect grammar
- Honeydew and cantaloupe
- Chihuahuas
- Christmas Carolers- They make me feel weird
- Christmas Caroling- It makes me feel weird
- People who go for a high five when you are going for a fist bump, resulting in some sort of odd fist grabbing action that just embarrasses both people
- Music elitists who think the music they listen to is so much better than yours...MICHAEL!
- Folgers- It is not the best part of waking up
- Starbucks whipped cream
- Rosy Odonald
Sorry if I offended any of you cat lovers, carolers, or Rosy Odonald. Please note that if anyone pulls any shenanigans with a roach, real or fake, I will bring the thunder!
-Keep your pimp hand strong-
