Monday, November 10, 2008

Things I Don't Like

Well,you would think that after a month of not posting, I would have something to say...but I don't. I haven't taken any pictures since September. I don't like blogs without pictures, so here you go:

So even though I don't have a lot to say, I figured I could at least let you know a little about me. I thought I could start by giving you a list of things that I don't like, so here it is:

  • Cats
  • People who say that I would love their cat, even though I just said that I hate cats
  • Roaches- this fact has been discovered at work, so now people think it is funny to put live or dead roaches on my desk in anticipation of watching me scream like a little girl. Not Funny. Not cool.
  • Hand soap that makes me smell like a chick. I like to choose when I want to smell pretty. By only putting chick soap out, you're kinda backing me into a corner. If I don't come out of the bathroom smelling like Japanese Cherry Blossom you are going to know I didn't wash my hands.
  • Mornings
  • Tight underwear
  • Loose underwear
  • Pretty much underwear in general
  • Man Capris
  • Bad grammar
  • People correcting my grammar
  • People who correct my grammar with incorrect grammar
  • Honeydew and cantaloupe
  • Chihuahuas
  • Christmas Carolers- They make me feel weird
  • Christmas Caroling- It makes me feel weird
  • People who go for a high five when you are going for a fist bump, resulting in some sort of odd fist grabbing action that just embarrasses both people
  • Music elitists who think the music they listen to is so much better than yours...MICHAEL!
  • Folgers- It is not the best part of waking up
  • Starbucks whipped cream
  • Rosy Odonald

Sorry if I offended any of you cat lovers, carolers, or Rosy Odonald. Please note that if anyone pulls any shenanigans with a roach, real or fake, I will bring the thunder!

-Keep your pimp hand strong-